1.
The guy I dated in Ginza
Totally a wimpy drinker
On the Rocks, double for 5
Pretended to be easy before drunken
"Gotta work tomorrow, see you!"
2.
The guy I dated in Akasaka
Totally a crappy dancer
Tried a bit of clubbing underground
Ended up at sauna on 2nd floor
"So refreshed today, see you!"
3.
The guy I dated in Aoyama
Totally no idea about simple walking
Goggled around on Jingu Gaien avenue
Snooping the lovers in the shade
Indeed what he appeared to be, bad taste
4.
The guy I dated in Harajuku
Totally shitty at gambling
Lead me to his condo for mahjong
Game over, money done, that's all
Unromantically threw me a goodnight
5.
The guy I dated in Shinjuku
Totally sucked at treating ladies
Couldn't stand my faltering attitude
And yelled at me "you even a woman?"
The feminism in me exploded, goodbye!